... I got absolutely no answer from the last post. So I will wait another 2 weeks for an answer and if I don't, I will keep waiting... So, answer the question.

   How many fish do you see at the bottom of the page?

   Post in comments.

QUIZ TIME

  At the bottom of this page, how many fish do you see?

  To answer the question, post in comments below.

  Answer will be out next week.

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Don't listen to her!

   Everyone, i'm sorry about not posting ANYTHING for a WHOLE MONTH. Anyway, this lady's sarcasm about farm animals gets me to laugh like I just heard I was going to live for more than 80 years!

WARNING: Do NOT hug a Pug

   This is why you should get chickens instead of... PUGS.

The last post was kind of ironic.

Why? Because nobody commented it.

(:

   Don't forget! You can comment on posts!

So make sure you do!

The Long Wing of the Law

These chickens know just how the law works.

Yep, the long wing of the law.

B is for Belly-Button

Careeepy!!!

   Keep on playing this audio illusion.

   Just a bit of advice: Penguins are indeed Arctic chickens.

   Imagine how hilarious this was for the director.

   This will be very helpful for anybody that has lots (and I mean LOTS) of laundry.

   On Wednesday I went to the LEGO store at the Arden Fair Mall for a "Superman Mini-Build" and
there was a line about as long as about five stores so we had to find some entertainment. We had barely anything to entertain ourselves with. So half-way it was all just waiting.

   Pretty soon, a very long-lasting disaster was about to happen. A LITTLE GIRL'S NECKLACE HAD FALLEN IN-BETWEEN THE RAILING ON THE SECOND FLOOR ONTO THE TOP OF
A STORE!!! So she told her dad that her necklace had fallen. So they got a stick (about three feet long) with a hook at the end. They used the stick to try and get the necklace. It didn't work. But suddenly a hand-ful of people lined up to reach down and hook the necklace (a lot of work for a little girl right? But it was worth it). I tried once, but I couldn't get it. Finally a woman came up to get the necklace.
It took a couple of times... but she couldn't get it up. So they thought, why not have someone on the first floor try and catch it from above! Luckily someone caught it! HURRAY!!!! HURRA!!!! (Actually  nobody said that. They just clapped). So the little girl's father met the person who caught the necklace at the elevator. And everyone had an OK 30-minute entertainment. And we were already half-way through the line.

Alright. That was a long post.

  I am speechless.

  I'm posting my second Roostermon card. I made it larger, so you can see the texts. Here it is.

   Some people know about Poke'mon cards. Well, here's a Roostermon.

I'll post some more soon.

   Here's a scene from a show I watch called Studio C. The skit is called... LOBSTER BISQUE!

LOBSTER BISQUE

Watch this show every Monday on BYUtv

   I'm back!... and I've been back for like a month... So, this is kind of awkward. Anyway, I'm posting pictures! Though camp was not very "pictureful" I still collected the ones we

did take!

Me and my friend find a bush full of chickens

(specifically 5 hens & 1 rooster).

Roasting marshmallows and making s'mores by the fire.

Aah! There's a peacock in the tree!

   See ya everybody! Goin' on a campout I'll be leaving tomorrow. Be back on May 12!

Find my Blog on your mobile phone now, using this QR code!

   Because of the recent changes of my Blog you probably cannot understand some of the new gadgets I've attached to it. This is why I am  posting today about how to use some of the gadgets.

   At the bottom of the homepage there is a "W" with the word "wikia" on top. This is the Wikepedia Bar. Use this if you want to wiki something without leaving the window, page, or tab.

   Near the bottom of the homepage there is a large blue rectangle with fish shapes swimming around. This is the fish-bowl. All it is is pretty much a normal fish-bowl;besides the fact that it's compurterized. You're probably wondering what it does. It's just a free-time virtual pet. Click if you want to feed it.

   At the right side of the homepage there is a bar that says "Translate". This bar can translate the entire Blog into any language you like. But be careful, "Google Translate" can mess up!

   That's all for today! See ya next post!


   -Owen A. Byrd

Here's a hilarious video called "The Gift Shop Sketch". The entire sketch is at the end.

   Due to my site being so dumb and embarrassing before, I didn't get a chance to show you these great clay sculptures.

 The iguana was the hardest one. I had to make the long tongue, curl up the tail, and get the mouth size right.

 The frog was easy peasy, but the mouth was hard to space out.

                                                                                             The jellyfish was
                                                                                           NOT a work of art.







The alien just popped out of my head. I don't KNOW what it is!

 OH! This little mischievous urchin was nicely made.

How about a crabby crab?

                                           Here's the last one... what IS it?

   It's been two years since I've posted something, so I decided to do something BIG. I've changed the site! I hope you like it! New layout, you can now change the language of the website, and now it's all about chickens!

  The site is called "Chickens can Fly".

   I'm looking forward to post something within another two years! See ya next post!